Score: 5

"Not as good as the first..."

submission: Clayland - Adventures 2

date: August 30, 2007

This one wasn't really a big improvment from the first one in the series, and it still seems like you held your nose in this one. But the biggest problem is that the plot wasn't very interesting and it didn't really deliver anything new or different. Seems like you tried harder, but keep those suggestions in mind, and you'll probably do better.

Score: 3

"Meh, could've been better.."

submission: Clayland - Stranded

date: August 30, 2007

It was okay, the animation was smooth and the concept was good, but there were a few issues that really screwed the movie up. You did the annoying voice that was much hated by many of your critics, and the cheese jokes are old and unfunny. Again, the humor issues hindered this movie from being very good, but better luck next time.

Score: 5

"Probably one of your better works I've seen..."

submission: Adventures in ClayLand

date: July 21, 2007

Well I must say that I thought this wasn't going to be good because of the very short production time but I was wrong. You're actually starting to show improvement. It has a plot which is a good start, but it still wasn't very funny (But I almost chuckled when they checked newgrounds for reviews) and I didn't really think the voices were all that great. This has some potential, but it was still not the best it could possibly be due to the lack of humor. Oh well, maybe the sequel will be better.

Score: 8

"Pretty impressive"

submission: KKF Deathmatch Episode 4

date: July 20, 2007

This claymation series really reminds me of Celebrity Deathmatch, which I really enjoiyed in my earlier years. The animation was really smooth and the humor was great. It was also very cool that you got Knox's voice in there as well as Megan's.

Keep up the good work.

Score: 1

"Another Knox rip-off."

submission: Clayland - Muffins

date: July 20, 2007

Dude, you have GOT to stop stealing knox's ideas and putting them in your "movies". I see that you've watched Pancake Mines a few more times before you were so inspired by it and decided to reenact some of it. I see, you've killed people with muffins instead of pancakes (Not very original) and you've used Knox's random death ideas (you've worn those out now). You couldn't have worked hard on this movie cause it was very similar to 'Don't Run With Scissors', except this was even more plotless. You never take suggestions from people and that's why your movies keep failing. If you want better scores, then use your own ideas, and make them funny.

Score: 1

"Oh god, what a suprise."

submission: -Claymotion Minute 4-

date: July 2, 2007

Well it looks like I just wasted my time typing up a list of suggestions for you, since you obviously didn't follow them AT ALL. There were no voices (Which is probably better than your annoying voice), the music was pretty annoying, and the animation lacked a plot and there was no humor in it. Try to make it more like the first 2 claymotion minutes, and you'll see improvment. Since you still have a lot of work to do since you get better, try making some practice claymations before deciding to submit another. It always looks like you hardly put any time at all into these claymations and maybe that is why they don't turn out good. Learn to take it slow and focus on quality, not time.

By the way, your author's comments box was a load of ass. Stop bragging about "liek my kikass skors pwn u all". Grow up, please.

Score: 9

"This game rules!"

submission: Punk-o-matic

date: June 28, 2007

Punk-O-Matic is probably one of my favorite games on NG and it definitely shows. I like how even random number sequences can make an awesome song. Greart Job!

Score: 0

"Holy Sh*t this sucks."

submission: A Short Beating

date: June 27, 2007

Way to go TechFlash! I loved how you stole knox's claymen, and I also was fascinated on how you stole his style, but by some magical force, it wasn't even humorous at all! OMFG this is a real masterpiece you got here, and you could easily be considered the new knox, considering that you implemented his claymen in this original and humorous piece of work. NOT.

Since it probably took a crapload of brainpower and originality to formulate the jokes, and since you probably worked your ass off on the violent scenes of pure action, I'm giving you a well deserved zero, IN EVERYTHING! I hope you enjoy this little moral too, since I wrote it just for you: DON't COPY KNOX

Score: 0

"This is ridiculous!"

submission: Clayland - Scissors

date: June 26, 2007

Seriously, when are you going to call it quits? This has to be one of your worst claymations yet. I fail to believe why people here think your flashes are so funny. Please do us all a favor and stop submitting this crap to newgrounds and UGOplayer, because nobody likes your animations. How are randomly-exploding heads even funny? Your so-called "humor" gets a zero becasue it lacks any. Style gets a 1 because at least you didn't copy knox this time (be sure to keep this up, and maybe you'll get better ratings). The animation was mediocre and needs improvement. But you need to work on humor most, and actually implement jokes that can make people laugh. It looks like you got these jokes from nickelodeon or something. And you will NEVER live up to knox, so stop trying. What do you want everyone to call you anyways, Knox #2? Get real.

And I know making claymations is hard, but at least I learned from my mistakes and didn't submit them to a flash site where they were open to evaluation. And another thing, you seem to only think postive reviews are allowed on the site, and if you get any bad ones, you go bonkeres on the people who rate them (and you are too young to be spewing out the F word. And that doesn't improve your animations, it just makes you look like a darn fool. So take a hint TechFlash, and quit with you "pieces of work" that nobody wants anymore.